Cleats by Bill Hinds for September 02, 2023
Transcript:
Abby: Here's a list of martial arts: tae kwon do, jiujitsu, akido, karate-ooo, I saw this karate match on TV the other day. It was brutal! Edith: I don't want to get thrown on the ground or pounded. I get enough of that as a goalkeeper. Hey, how about camouflage? That's a martial art isn't it. Abby: Uhh--I don't think I've ever seen a camouflage match. Edith: Which, of course, is the point.
People walk around the pentagon in camo and I often want to bump into one and say “sorry. I didn’t see you!” but I didn’t want to get pounded or thrown on the ground either. I guess it would have been safe to just say “you know I can see you!”