Cleats by Bill Hinds for September 02, 2023
September 01, 2023
September 03, 2023
Transcript:
Abby: Here's a list of martial arts: tae kwon do, jiujitsu, akido, karate-ooo, I saw this karate match on TV the other day. It was brutal! Edith: I don't want to get thrown on the ground or pounded. I get enough of that as a goalkeeper. Hey, how about camouflage? That's a martial art isn't it. Abby: Uhh--I don't think I've ever seen a camouflage match. Edith: Which, of course, is the point.
markkahler52 about 1 year ago
HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! XD! (They ARE rather hard to detect!)
Skeptical Meg about 1 year ago
People walk around the pentagon in camo and I often want to bump into one and say “sorry. I didn’t see you!” but I didn’t want to get pounded or thrown on the ground either. I guess it would have been safe to just say “you know I can see you!”
Prey about 1 year ago
You could try Okidoki, Shiitake(my favourite), Upzidazi or Tung-pi
Ellis97 about 1 year ago
I think Edith should take up some ninjitsu. She’d be stealthy, silent, sneaky, sly, and mysterious. It’s a perfect fit for someone like her. Some tai-chi could also help her with her goalkeeping skills.
DaBump Premium Member about 1 year ago
Notouchie Kungphooey!
Edith might want to try Capoeira, but it would be too energetic.
patlaborvi about 1 year ago
obviously she’s never seen Monty Python’s how not to be seen sketch.