Cleats by Bill Hinds for September 24, 2023
Transcript:
Woman: So you think this fencing you're doing is going to help your goalkeeping? Edith: Sure. It builds up my leg strength - my reaction time will improve-and if I end up with a dueling scar on my cheek, like one of those teutonic generals, it'll scare away the other teams' forwards.
I always wanted a “Heidelberg Scar”. And a monocle. Not.