Cleats by Bill Hinds for September 24, 2023
Transcript:
Woman: So you think this fencing you're doing is going to help your goalkeeping? Edith: Sure. It builds up my leg strength - my reaction time will improve-and if I end up with a dueling scar on my cheek, like one of those teutonic generals, it'll scare away the other teams' forwards.
Zykoic about 1 year ago
Esh.
Ellis97 about 1 year ago
With all those fencing classes, Edith has become a real soccer ninja.
DaBump Premium Member about 1 year ago
I can just see Edith as a college professor, with a scar and a monocle, the terror of students seeking an advanced degree in physics.
Skeptical Meg about 1 year ago
Getting a dueling scar means you skipped the class on “how to wear your helmet”.
Olddog1 about 1 year ago
Face masks are designed to expose the cheeks, but guard the eyes.
Robert Miller Premium Member about 1 year ago
Martial arts would be better…
Figif Premium Member about 1 year ago
I always wanted a “Heidelberg Scar”. And a monocle. Not.