Close to Home by John McPherson for March 23, 2010
March 22, 2010
March 24, 2010
Transcript:
New improved tronadyll. For weight loss! more effective, fewer delusions and homicidal thoughts!
I love the commercials for something stupid like sinus medicine that then list side effects of liver and kidney failure, Irises turning irreversibly brown, loss of vision, loss of hearing, sudden incontinence, risk of stroke, heart attack, glaucoma and thoughts of suicide resulting from all of the above new conditions for daring to attempt to have clear sinuses.
I’ll suffer with a stuffy nose, thanks.