Close to Home by John McPherson for May 28, 2010

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    margueritem  over 14 years ago

    I can’t do that, Dave…

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    ksoskins  over 14 years ago

    I’m afraid. I’m afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I’m a… fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you’d like to hear it I can sing it for you.

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    randayn  over 14 years ago

    “Daisey, Daisey, tell me your answer true.”

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    lewisbower  over 14 years ago

    You use the key to lock the door when you exit. Ergo, you have the key. What part of this doesn’t SHE understand?

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    rhol55  over 14 years ago

    They need to call a locksmithonaut

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    rw1h  over 14 years ago

    One of them needs to get on the cell phone and call triple A…

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Look Dave, I can see you’re really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.

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    linsonl  over 14 years ago

    Don’t they have a spare dey hidden under a rock or something?

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    treBsdrawkcaB  over 14 years ago

    If the crime rate on the moon has gotten so bad that they have to lock their doors, I’d recommend that they move…

    BTW, I love all the 2001: A Space Odyssey references.

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    battycomic Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Maybe it’ll open if one of them says “Open sesame!”.

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    RadioTom  over 14 years ago

    IIRC, it was Dan Ackroyd ding this as an SNL skit. Several copies on YouTube and elsewhere.

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    captainedd  over 14 years ago

    Where’s that alien they ran into on Strange Brew. Betcha he could jimmy the lock open

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago

    How is banging on the door helping? Trying to wake up your roommate inside?

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