I’m afraid. I’m afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I’m a… fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you’d like to hear it I can sing it for you.
margueritem over 14 years ago
I can’t do that, Dave…
ksoskins over 14 years ago
I’m afraid. I’m afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I’m a… fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you’d like to hear it I can sing it for you.
randayn over 14 years ago
“Daisey, Daisey, tell me your answer true.”
lewisbower over 14 years ago
You use the key to lock the door when you exit. Ergo, you have the key. What part of this doesn’t SHE understand?
rhol55 over 14 years ago
They need to call a locksmithonaut
rw1h over 14 years ago
One of them needs to get on the cell phone and call triple A…
Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago
Look Dave, I can see you’re really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.
linsonl over 14 years ago
Don’t they have a spare dey hidden under a rock or something?
treBsdrawkcaB over 14 years ago
If the crime rate on the moon has gotten so bad that they have to lock their doors, I’d recommend that they move…
BTW, I love all the 2001: A Space Odyssey references.
battycomic Premium Member over 14 years ago
Maybe it’ll open if one of them says “Open sesame!”.
RadioTom over 14 years ago
IIRC, it was Dan Ackroyd ding this as an SNL skit. Several copies on YouTube and elsewhere.
captainedd over 14 years ago
Where’s that alien they ran into on Strange Brew. Betcha he could jimmy the lock open
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
How is banging on the door helping? Trying to wake up your roommate inside?