Close to Home by John McPherson for August 23, 2015
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Transcript:
Alien spotted in church kitchen. Lose 20 lbs by playing in the bell choir! The stone valley church enquirer. Is Church elder really Elvis? Church records say yes! Attempts to make the church newsletter more entertaining were getting out of hand.
b.m.razzilla about 9 years ago
Could always go with a Squirrel story or the announcement of a Rattlesnake retreat…
Boots at the Boar Premium Member about 9 years ago
I’ve run into this problem with work where I’m told to make it look like the department is a fun place to work, so I run my creative mind until I anger the powers that be with “my insults” which make it look like my boss is not in control to his peers. “Soooo…controlled fun is the image that we’re after?” Nobody likes a smart alek.
skyriderwest about 9 years ago
Great one! I sent this one on to both of my pastors this morning before church!
gammaguy about 9 years ago
Real reality is getting harder to find… unless your house is in one of the wildfire zones..Remember that spiritual…“God gave Noah the rainbow sign;No more water… the fire next time.”
Poollady1 about 9 years ago
PASTOR FOUND IN COMPROMISING POSITION WITH CHURCH SECRETARY………………they were comprising this newsletter.