Close to Home by John McPherson for October 15, 2015

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 9 years ago

    Call Dr. Love.Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels will help!Double, double, toil and trouble;Fire burn and cauldron bubble.Get upEverybody’s gonna move their feetGet upEverybody’s gonna leave their seatApparently, baboon’s blood is used to set the charm.

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    PICTO  about 9 years ago

    “Lawyer blood”Wouldn’t blood indicate the presence a heart…Must be weasel blood…weasels have hearts.

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    clayusmcret Premium Member about 9 years ago

    Why would you want to? Wear it like a badge of honor.

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    Lary Youngsteadt  about 9 years ago

    The dress is blue so don’t ask Monika Lewinski.

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    JChris1689  about 9 years ago

    The dress is gold.

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    J Short  about 9 years ago

    There is a joke about Clinton in here somewhere.

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    mggreen  about 9 years ago

    Lawyers make permanent stains . . .

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    Ubintold  about 9 years ago

    Pay ’em and they leave.

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    Poollady1  about 9 years ago

    Maybe the cannibals know. They must eat a few now and then.

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    Mstreselena  about 9 years ago

    Anyone else catch that her dress is blue? Remember “stains” on a blue dress, is the witch’s name Monica?

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    mr_sherman Premium Member about 9 years ago

    I dated a lawyer a few times. It was cheaper than hiring her.

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    Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member about 9 years ago

    Wow, this comic can be taken all sorts of ways (Bill Clinton stained dress).

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    Thomas & Tifffany Connolly  about 9 years ago

    Who hasn’t had to deal with fixing that problem?!?!!

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    codedaddy  about 9 years ago

    Someone explain the joke please – the connection witch and dress etc.?

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member about 9 years ago

    Rub the spots with lots and Lots and LOTS of money!!

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    NoSleepTil_BKLYN  about 9 years ago

    Witches Be Loco!

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 9 years ago

    Odd that you should mention politically charged. Most stains, before they set, can be removed by disrupting the electrostatic charge that causes them to bond to the fabric’s fibers. Once the dye has penetrated the fiber, though, forgetting The Big Lewinski is nearly impossible.Or Lebowski.Or whatever.The Stain abides.

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    gammaguy  about 9 years ago

    Have you tried shark repellent?

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