Close to Home by John McPherson for August 13, 2019

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    kodj kodjin  over 5 years ago

    There are some strange thoughts coming out of McPherson’s mind!

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    Strob Premium Member over 5 years ago

    She’s into paleo guys. (But what’s she reading?)

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    jivanimark  over 5 years ago

    Yeah, but I bet you do couch potatoes.

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    gammaguy  over 5 years ago

    Tell her the drinks don’t have to be CARBonated.

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    smgray  over 5 years ago

    She’s dropping him like a hot potato

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    Prey  over 5 years ago

    Me neither, I stick to fuel injection.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    He didn’t ask her to do carbs, he just asked her out for drinks. Risky and frisky after whisky?

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Alcohol is a carb.

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    flemmingo  over 5 years ago

    Bleeb fixing to order something too?

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    PO' DAWG  over 5 years ago

    Careful Bleeb that you don’t become a bookmark.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 5 years ago

    She’s not some cheap chippie.

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    jonlaw  over 5 years ago

    He’s the world’s common tater

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    cuzinron47  over 5 years ago

    “I said go for drinks, I didn’t say bite me.”

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    ptnjbrown  over 5 years ago

    He’s more attractive when he’s fried.

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    the lost wizard  over 5 years ago

    He’s going to come apart.

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    oakie817  over 5 years ago

    how come there’s no Mr. Tomatohead?

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