Close to Home by John McPherson for May 24, 2021

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    Leojim  over 3 years ago

    Thank goodness the real one landed in the ocean.

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    Leojim  over 3 years ago

    Something tells me he will not reproduce.

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    Strob Premium Member over 3 years ago

    It’s in remarkably good shape!

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    whahoppened  over 3 years ago

    Don’t give it back unless they give you a new lawn chair!

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    ronaldspence  over 3 years ago

    The Brown family’s security cam captured the footage that will win them the title on America’s funniest video title with…“Rocketman takes shot to the nuts”

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    STEPUP  over 3 years ago

    Now you can sue the Chinese government, and get compensation!!

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    Lightpainter  over 3 years ago

    Are we sure that is the one in the paper? Let’s not jump to conclusions!

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    stillfickled Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Lucky you, Bleeb.

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    Anters55  over 3 years ago

    Found it!

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    geese28  over 3 years ago

    So what’s it say in your fortune?

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    derdave969  over 3 years ago

    Some people are unlucky and some people are UNLUCKY.

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    …gasp!

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    joe piglet Premium Member over 3 years ago

    There was an article in the paper this weekend, “What are your rights if space junk falls on you.”

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    Jim2g  over 3 years ago

    Duck bleeps

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    Gandalf  over 3 years ago

    A rocket named COVID.

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    Spence12 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    That can’t be P.C…

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    Lee26 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    That is a pretty small rocket.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Yup, that’s what I always imagined. Sort of Wile E. Coyote Yang.

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    smgray  over 3 years ago

    Nice catch!

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    jbduncan  over 3 years ago

    This couldn’t happen, the odds are too high against it. Hey, good day to buy a Powerball ticket!

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    Dobie  Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Dooooooh! Ya got Me Doc…… right in the epiglottis!!

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    mister_lister  over 3 years ago

    Finally…. she will get his social security check in full! All the years of waiting patiently and Chinese State Capitalism Finally Delivered On Its Promise!

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    jango  over 3 years ago

    At least he won’t need new eyeglasses

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    Grossfolk Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I saw no humor in this one.

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    PO' DAWG  over 3 years ago

    Ouch! Right in the fortune cookies.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    A rocket that returns to earth intact? Did Elon Musk sell out?

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    cor_en_fa  over 3 years ago

    I am “of that age” where you would expect something like this from anything that says Made in China.

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    rhpii  over 3 years ago

    Gut bomb!

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    the lost wizard  over 3 years ago

    The scrap metal should fetch a good price.

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    raybarb44  over 3 years ago

    Honey. Call our lawyer……

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    Perkycat  over 3 years ago

    That is a little too ‘close to home’ for them!

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    Plods with ...™  over 3 years ago

    oopsie

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    Plods with ...™  over 3 years ago

    Found it!

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    kit.n.clyde  over 3 years ago

    And you thought COVID was bad!

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    syzygy47  over 3 years ago

    Now if this was in the sports toons category, he’d be ready, maybe in the stands, with a mitt to catch it.

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    wsedrel Premium Member over 3 years ago

    …this is supposed to be funny?

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    Impkins  Premium Member over 3 years ago

    What’s that ticking noise? Waving back at you Bleeb! :)

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    cuzinron47  over 3 years ago

    He forgot to put on some rocket block.

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    corpcasselbury  over 3 years ago

    Ouch!

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    lazycat  over 3 years ago

    I bet all of his clothes, sandals, eyeglasses and the lawn chair were made in China.

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    mokspr Premium Member over 3 years ago

    The brother rides a Japanese “crotch rocket” but that’s the first Chinese one I’ve ever seen.

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    DennisMiddlebrooks  over 3 years ago

    Ah, nuts!

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