The Brown family’s security cam captured the footage that will win them the title on America’s funniest video title with…“Rocketman takes shot to the nuts”
Finally…. she will get his social security check in full! All the years of waiting patiently and Chinese State Capitalism Finally Delivered On Its Promise!
Leojim over 3 years ago
Thank goodness the real one landed in the ocean.
Leojim over 3 years ago
Something tells me he will not reproduce.
Strob Premium Member over 3 years ago
It’s in remarkably good shape!
whahoppened over 3 years ago
Don’t give it back unless they give you a new lawn chair!
ronaldspence over 3 years ago
The Brown family’s security cam captured the footage that will win them the title on America’s funniest video title with…“Rocketman takes shot to the nuts”
STEPUP over 3 years ago
Now you can sue the Chinese government, and get compensation!!
Lightpainter over 3 years ago
Are we sure that is the one in the paper? Let’s not jump to conclusions!
stillfickled Premium Member over 3 years ago
Lucky you, Bleeb.
Anters55 over 3 years ago
Found it!
geese28 over 3 years ago
So what’s it say in your fortune?
derdave969 over 3 years ago
Some people are unlucky and some people are UNLUCKY.
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
…gasp!
joe piglet Premium Member over 3 years ago
There was an article in the paper this weekend, “What are your rights if space junk falls on you.”
Jim2g over 3 years ago
Duck bleeps
Gandalf over 3 years ago
A rocket named COVID.
Spence12 Premium Member over 3 years ago
That can’t be P.C…
Lee26 Premium Member over 3 years ago
That is a pretty small rocket.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Yup, that’s what I always imagined. Sort of Wile E. Coyote Yang.
smgray over 3 years ago
Nice catch!
jbduncan over 3 years ago
This couldn’t happen, the odds are too high against it. Hey, good day to buy a Powerball ticket!
Dobie Premium Member over 3 years ago
Dooooooh! Ya got Me Doc…… right in the epiglottis!!
mister_lister over 3 years ago
Finally…. she will get his social security check in full! All the years of waiting patiently and Chinese State Capitalism Finally Delivered On Its Promise!
jango over 3 years ago
At least he won’t need new eyeglasses
Grossfolk Premium Member over 3 years ago
I saw no humor in this one.
PO' DAWG over 3 years ago
Ouch! Right in the fortune cookies.
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
A rocket that returns to earth intact? Did Elon Musk sell out?
cor_en_fa over 3 years ago
I am “of that age” where you would expect something like this from anything that says Made in China.
rhpii over 3 years ago
Gut bomb!
the lost wizard over 3 years ago
The scrap metal should fetch a good price.
raybarb44 over 3 years ago
Honey. Call our lawyer……
Perkycat over 3 years ago
That is a little too ‘close to home’ for them!
Plods with ...™ over 3 years ago
oopsie
Plods with ...™ over 3 years ago
Found it!
kit.n.clyde over 3 years ago
And you thought COVID was bad!
syzygy47 over 3 years ago
Now if this was in the sports toons category, he’d be ready, maybe in the stands, with a mitt to catch it.
wsedrel Premium Member over 3 years ago
…this is supposed to be funny?
Impkins Premium Member over 3 years ago
What’s that ticking noise? Waving back at you Bleeb! :)
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
He forgot to put on some rocket block.
corpcasselbury over 3 years ago
Ouch!
lazycat over 3 years ago
I bet all of his clothes, sandals, eyeglasses and the lawn chair were made in China.
mokspr Premium Member over 3 years ago
The brother rides a Japanese “crotch rocket” but that’s the first Chinese one I’ve ever seen.
DennisMiddlebrooks over 3 years ago
Ah, nuts!