Close to Home by John McPherson for February 17, 2022

I’d have said yes. If that dam breaks, kiss your keisters goodbye!

That’s the best House by a damn site!

There was a case in NYC just like this!

See Butler, Tennessee. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butler,_Tennessee)

20 times your value and you said no?….. “DAM!!!”

AHHhh……. Bleeb’s ok. Good to see him enjoying a swim after yesterday’s episode.

Why was there a house in the middle of the river to start with?

Is Dweeb drowning or just out for a swim?

Plenty of water to grow the lawn and no need for a garage!

My dad worked for the Bell Telephone Company. At one job, 1950s, the phone lines needed to go across a gas station driveway, he was with the on-site construction crew, at that time lines were still on poles. After offering the owner a lot of money for the right-of-way, which the owner did not take because he was sticking it to the big guys, my dad said “let’s go unground!” This started some of the cable burying processes and equipment needed and the company no-longer required right-of-way permission.

Lake front and stream front! This house has it all.

I have some Dam questions… when’s the Dam Tour, and where’s the Dam Tour Guide? Can I take all the Dam pictures I want?

I’m not so sure it’s not a damp deal in disguise…

But on the bright side they now own a house boat

Okay, I know it’s weird but, I sort of like that place. I wonder if they do Air BnB?

People, people – language!

Look on the bright side… no neighbors!

Hope you can breath under water.

Water Front Property!

I hope your flood insurance is up-to-date….

https://www.minds.com/blog/view/431265520356954112/this-84-year-old-refused-a-million-dollars-and-forced-a-shopping-mall-to-build-around-her-house

No more yard work.

What’s the value of a house that’s about to get flooded out?

I wonder what their flood insurance costs!

Dam the torpedos and full speed ahead. Lovely day for a swim, Bleeb! :)

They could have water in the basement, or the attic.

I bet they have a dam time getting that placed insured.

Ohh the essence of stupidity

When I was a kid there used to be a house in the middle of this roundabout (bridge approach) https://www.google.ca/maps/@49.3262391,-123.127389,3a,90y,306.09h,66.23t/data=1e11sBswRimQzIhxnospJOesKSw7i16384!8i8192?hl=en . The guy refused to sell so they built around him. Eventually he gave up tho; probably got pennies to the dollar.

I’ll be dammed if I’m paying that water bill.

Nevertheless, they rarely have a power outage!

A home in a flood zone with no mail delivery.

What kind of stroke is Bleeb using? Kind of looks like freestyle.

When they pass away, will they Leave it to Beaver?

now you got beachfront property

Now they need a boat to come and go.

at least they have river front property.

Where’s your boat?