Close to Home by John McPherson for December 16, 2022

There is a joke about a 12 inch pianist that comes to mind but this is a family strip…

Maybe it will wear off by game time.

A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

Well, you could try out for the baseball team as a SHORT STOP! ;D

Depends on the game. I’d back him in a tiddledeywinks tournament.

He will, on Playstation.

New movie: ‘Honey I Shrunk the Quarterback’

Maybe he can try out for the miniature golf team.

Maybe Bleeb could drink some and the effect would be the opposite and he would get big. Then again, he wouldn’t be cute anymore if he was big. Yeah, I don’t have much to do this morning. :)

Why was he standing on the table when he drank it?

Okay, the shrinking lab student thing is funny, but I’m sittin’ still on the freeway, I’m on my phone, my stoopid battery’s almost dead, and I can’t come up with anything funny to say.

Ooh wait, I just

“That which does not kill us makes us stronger???”

he may end up as the class pet now that he’s that size. :J

Where’s Rick Moranis we you need him?

Bleeb does care about the football game. He is moving into position to “observe.”

Well, dang. Running laps just got a whole lot more intense.

Way to go Tom Thumb

I’m impressed by that kid’s grasp of irregular verbs.

Can we give this to the Chinese for all the Fentynol

keep him on the team and give him the ball. they’ll never see him

SUCCESS! This just proves that ‘Alice in Wonderland’ wasn’t a fairy tale after all..

Especially since, at this time of year, the game is probably basketball. Hard to dunk at that height…

They could always affix him to a metal rod and use him as a foosball player.

Which sport? If it was football, he’d be great at sneaking into the opposing team’s huddle…

“Well at least my hangover is gone.”

Attack of the Puppet People.

But boy does have a story to tell for show and tell.

It would be funny if his clothes didn’t shrink! Hiya Bleeb! :)

The good news: he will make weight.

Hell be fine. Put him in as Shorterback.

Mad Science 101

Drink some of the ‘other’ stuff and see what happens….

and today’s darwin award winner is …..

He was the starting center.