Close to Home by John McPherson for January 07, 2024

Barbie-Q ??

Least popular: “Telemarkwter Barbie” , “Politician Barbie”, “Bill Collector Barbie”

Some where I read that since they came out with her RV and her science lab they basically created a “Breaking Bad Barbie”………….

No Street Walker Barbie?

There is a sex worker Barbie out there somewhere… and Ken.

Oppenbarbie.

Wonder what she’s selling there…

I’m thinkin’ Burglar Barbie and Street Peddler Barbie, have an enterprise goin’…

Trans Barbie??

Hi, Bleeb. Welcome back from vacation. Yeah, I know. she’s wearing jeans. Bummer.

trailer trash barbie….in a pair of “daisy dukes”, bare foot, cigarette dangling from her mouth and pregnant

Republican Barbie.

MAGA Barbie, tattoo artist Barbie, Karen Barbie…

Hey, I’m dating Couch Potato Barbie.

The worst of all…..“Karen” Barbie.

But the most popular of all: Australian barbie.

Then there’s Narcissist Barbie. Oh wait….

Welcome back, Bleeb!!!!!!!!!!! Ahem. There is not nearly enough_ PINK in this strip!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Klaus Barbie.

https://en.wikipedia.Org/wiki/Klaus_Barbie

What else is she peddling, John?…

You forgot the welfare Barbie, pregnant, five to six kids running around and a beer belly, unshaved Ken, lying on the couch, refusing to look for work.

They are all more real than “Make believe Barbie” of the movie.

Comic Strip Creator Barbie?

Good one! Keep raising the bar Barbie.

Your art looks different today!

I remember a few (quite a few) years ago you could order a street walker barbie. I wish I had as some collector might be interested.

I’d buy the couch potato Barbie.®