Close to Home by John McPherson for February 13, 2024

With her right hand?

OMG, a cartoon person with the correct number of fingers! (Even if they do look rather distorted.)

Aaaacckk! Ya put them in front of the air vent Miss Twit!

LMAO

John and Bleeb must be taking some more time off. I just hope he remembers that he’s supposed to clean my pool!

Yesterday, it was suggested that if I’m looking at comics and judging them on WHEN they were made, that I should stop looking.

So this is me, not looking and not judging (still) and leaving on a funny word!

Collywobbles!

Improper use of turn signal.

I have a feeling a state trooper will chime in here and say, “Yes, that really happened to me.”

That’s in violation of Michigan code 111B (amended) punishable by up to thirty seconds in the electric chair. (First offence)

Reply: I’m sorry for the confusion, too.

I stopped you for driving too fast while drying your fingernails.

wanna see my guns?

… looks more like a claw than a hand!

A bad hand signal as a reason to pull a person over. Must be a really slow day….

How old is the cartoonist? Hand signals for cars hasn’t been a thing for what, 75 years?

She’s just trying to get your number dude

Nailed it, John!

What’s the big deal Officer, people leave their turn signals on all the time.

One has to wonder when she did them.

Ha! Cut her some slack. At least she’s not drying her toenails.

Well now, that’s much worse.

There has to be a polish joke there somewhere.

which she multi-tasked at 70 mph while texting her bff

The word “collywobbles” is finny until you get a case….