Close to Home by John McPherson for June 21, 2024

“I vant to take a nap!”

Comfortable? Count on it.

The “salesman” would be dying to try it.

Try it, take a bite out of your busy day.

One… one casket, ah-ah!

So far, all of our customers are still sleeping comfortably.

That model looks like it’s brick lined.

Mr. Burns? Eeeeexcellent…

ONE! One well-appointed coffin! MUAH HA HA HA HAaaaaaa!

TWO! Two well-appointed coffins in the scene. HAha.

Ha! You’ll love it. There to die for.

Don´t forget the soil of his homeland.

We’ve never had any complaints.

It’s not final, but it is a resting place.

I’ve seen the prices, which one is the real bloodsucker in that picture

Bleeb? Do you offer wake-up calls for your customers? The count has a hot date later. :)

Garlic necklace is optional.

Only if you don’t have a coffin spell.

The way they upsell and price those things, they’re BOTH bloodsuckers.

Forever home

So far, the sales for this coffin suck, but we hope to give life to the product.

Do they come in queen or king size? That one looks confining.

Ask about the memory foam option…