Close to Home by John McPherson for October 01, 2024

he has been keeping an eye out in case he sees her again!

Eye see witch you are pointing

It was not that witch, it was her sister.

Who’s the next witness, the frog missing a toe?

Should have used mustard seed.

DING! DING! DING! DING!

GREEN PLAID ALERT!

Everybody do a shot!

Could she be one of the Cracker Jack witches?! Shoulda used a Purple Flurp!

First name is Gingrich.

Was she chanting?

Great October theme!

Which witch was the witch which put your eye in the cauldron

I did not get the joke, and I asked my son why was the judge holding a radar detector! He told me it was a hammer! Duh.

She must be a witch, she has a wart on her nose!

Oi, she turned me into a newt!

A newt?

…I got better

Bleeb, stay over on that side of the table!

That will teach him to stop snooping around! Arrrrrrugh

Oh, that’s Wicked.

“In books and on the silver screen, the contents of a witch’s brew always sound a bit grotesque. Turns out witches have their own secret code to deter mere mortals from the practice of witchcraft.” belchonock/Thinkstock

I don’t think that this newt is going to get better

His eye is all eft up.

He newt it was her.

She says it’s not easy being green.

I can point to the witch who plucked my eye out but I can’t tell how far away she is.

Witch person!

eye of newt identifies defendant.

Are they in Salem? :)

I instantly thought of Newt Gingrich… (who names their baby Newt anyway? Not a good start in life, which might explain why he’s so caustic… lol!)

She probably took his tongue too

“SHE TURNED ME INTO AN NEWT”

YES, thats her, and then she ate it!

According to https(colon)(slash)(slash)(slash)e(slash)witch-ingredients(slash)(hash)meanings-of-ingredients most of the ingredients were the names of plants. Eye of newt was a mustard seed.

First time I have ever seen a newt with an eyepatch. I have seen cats with an eyepatch.