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    ronaldspence  about 1 month ago

    he has been keeping an eye out in case he sees her again!

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    C  about 1 month ago

    Eye see witch you are pointing

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    Jml58  about 1 month ago

    It was not that witch, it was her sister.

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    electricshadow Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Who’s the next witness, the frog missing a toe?

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    Tigressy  about 1 month ago

    Should have used mustard seed.

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    Dobie  Premium Member about 1 month ago

    DING! DING! DING! DING!

    GREEN PLAID ALERT!

    Everybody do a shot!

    Could she be one of the Cracker Jack witches?! Shoulda used a Purple Flurp!

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    The Orange Mailman  about 1 month ago

    First name is Gingrich.

    Was she chanting?

    Great October theme!

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    dbrucepm  about 1 month ago

    Which witch was the witch which put your eye in the cauldron

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    blakesq  about 1 month ago

    I did not get the joke, and I asked my son why was the judge holding a radar detector! He told me it was a hammer! Duh.

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    jbduncan  about 1 month ago

    She must be a witch, she has a wart on her nose!

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    wotclaw  about 1 month ago

    Oi, she turned me into a newt!

    A newt?

    …I got better

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    Aficionado  about 1 month ago

    Bleeb, stay over on that side of the table!

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    Zebrastripes  about 1 month ago

    That will teach him to stop snooping around! Arrrrrrugh

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    Munch  about 1 month ago

    Oh, that’s Wicked.

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    chromosome Premium Member about 1 month ago

    “In books and on the silver screen, the contents of a witch’s brew always sound a bit grotesque. Turns out witches have their own secret code to deter mere mortals from the practice of witchcraft.” belchonock/Thinkstock

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    DM2860  about 1 month ago

    I don’t think that this newt is going to get better

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 1 month ago

    His eye is all eft up.

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    Buoy  about 1 month ago

    He newt it was her.

    She says it’s not easy being green.

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    davewhamond creator about 1 month ago

    I can point to the witch who plucked my eye out but I can’t tell how far away she is.

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    cuzinron47  about 1 month ago

    Witch person!

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    ericlscott creator about 1 month ago

    eye of newt identifies defendant.

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    the lost wizard  about 1 month ago

    Are they in Salem? :)

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    wildlandwaters  about 1 month ago

    I instantly thought of Newt Gingrich… (who names their baby Newt anyway? Not a good start in life, which might explain why he’s so caustic… lol!)

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    geese28  about 1 month ago

    She probably took his tongue too

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    ars731  about 1 month ago

    “SHE TURNED ME INTO AN NEWT”

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    sincavage05  about 1 month ago

    YES, thats her, and then she ate it!

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    DanMercer  about 1 month ago

    According to https(colon)(slash)(slash)(slash)e(slash)witch-ingredients(slash)(hash)meanings-of-ingredients most of the ingredients were the names of plants. Eye of newt was a mustard seed.

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    norphos  28 days ago

    First time I have ever seen a newt with an eyepatch. I have seen cats with an eyepatch.

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