Close to Home by John McPherson for October 31, 2024

One projectile vomit for you and one pro..

Bleeb is just as disgusted.

Suffer

With you dude

She needs to just shake it off.

Somewhere, twelve-year old girls heads are exploding!

Oops, too late… looks like Bleeb already yak’d right there on the floor!

… of course on Argon, they’d probably say he gnarf’d on the floor.

If I even see one!

SWIFT: Give me some money and I will tell you how bad I am at judging men.

Gag me with a spoon.

Who is Travis Kelce?

Bleeb seems nonplussed.

LOCK THE DOOR!!

Most excellent

Some people can’t stand to see other people happy.

Are the girls dressing as Kelce and the boys dressing as Swift.

Right wing trigger costumes.

I’ve never heard of them.

I would have gagged at the first instance.

I really, really, really hope this does not come true tonight.