Close to Home by John McPherson for November 14, 2024

And I’m betting there is ONLY ONE BLEEB!

And, who gave the elephant burritos??

That’s a pretty “stern” statement.

Rock, paper, scissors to see who has to clean it up this time?

clean up on deck 5, bring a shovel and wheelbarrow

Kiddie bathroom humor to go with a kiddie picture book version of the ark.

Thousands of years before eyeglasses were invented, but somehow he has “a pair”.

We know the Biblical flood never occurred, because there were great civilizations thriving during that time. They kept good records, and neglected to mention they were all wiped from the face of the earth. The Chinese (Neolitic Dynasty), The Egyptians (Dynasties 4,5 & 6), Mesopotamians (Early Dynastic Period), Sumerians (Early Dynastics IIIa & IIIb), Peruvians (Norte Chico Civilization) and many more were all present. We find a continuous line of culture, construction, art and historical records that runs through the time Noah’s flood was supposed to have happened.

I bet they’re two fat dung beetles on that ark.

Just wait ‘til the hippos let fly, you’d better stand WAY back!

What a “crappy” cartoon!

Notice that the elephant is at the back of the boat, and I would guess it’s a$$ is hanging over the edge.

The term “poop deck” comes from the French word poupe, which means “stern”. The poop deck is the deck that forms the roof of the cabin at the rear of a ship, also known as the stern or “after” cabin.

Sadly these morons don’t even realize they are at the wrong end of the boat.

The bible is full of ridiculous stories.

Oh, unlike the hippos?

Poop Deck….indeed!

Ha! I always wondered where they would ‘go’ when sailing for 40 days and nights.

“oh, and, btw, it’s your turn…”

So that’s how it got it’s name.

At least they trumpet before they dump it.

i’ll put this out there just to start something: the Science Channel did a show on Noah a couple of years ago and came to the conclusion that he could indeed have been carrying all the animals, he had enough room, if what he was transporting was their DNA…think about that for awhile

Poop deck is from the Latin word puppa meaning the stern of a ship. There is a southern hemisphere constellation by that name.

And you though bringing your own trunks onboard was going to be the end of the heavy lifting!

But the dung beetles have got to be flourishing.

Fresh sea air at last…..seasickness kicks in