Close to Home by John McPherson for November 14, 2024

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    blunebottle  7 days ago

    And I’m betting there is ONLY ONE BLEEB!

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    hans Premium Member 7 days ago

    And, who gave the elephant burritos??

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    nosirrom  7 days ago

    That’s a pretty “stern” statement.

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    Dobie  Premium Member 7 days ago

    Rock, paper, scissors to see who has to clean it up this time?

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    dbrucepm  7 days ago

    clean up on deck 5, bring a shovel and wheelbarrow

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    DaBump Premium Member 7 days ago

    Kiddie bathroom humor to go with a kiddie picture book version of the ark.

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    comixbomix  7 days ago

    Thousands of years before eyeglasses were invented, but somehow he has “a pair”.

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    I was FRAMED!!!!!!  7 days ago

    We know the Biblical flood never occurred, because there were great civilizations thriving during that time. They kept good records, and neglected to mention they were all wiped from the face of the earth. The Chinese (Neolitic Dynasty), The Egyptians (Dynasties 4,5 & 6), Mesopotamians (Early Dynastic Period), Sumerians (Early Dynastics IIIa & IIIb), Peruvians (Norte Chico Civilization) and many more were all present. We find a continuous line of culture, construction, art and historical records that runs through the time Noah’s flood was supposed to have happened.

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    philwinn  7 days ago

    I bet they’re two fat dung beetles on that ark.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 7 days ago

    Just wait ‘til the hippos let fly, you’d better stand WAY back!

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    jbduncan  7 days ago

    What a “crappy” cartoon!

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    jango  7 days ago

    Notice that the elephant is at the back of the boat, and I would guess it’s a$$ is hanging over the edge.

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    Daltongang Premium Member 7 days ago

    The term “poop deck” comes from the French word poupe, which means “stern”. The poop deck is the deck that forms the roof of the cabin at the rear of a ship, also known as the stern or “after” cabin.

    Sadly these morons don’t even realize they are at the wrong end of the boat.

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    AZCoyote  7 days ago

    The bible is full of ridiculous stories.

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    scpandich  7 days ago

    Oh, unlike the hippos?

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 7 days ago

    Poop Deck….indeed!

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    davewhamond creator 7 days ago

    Ha! I always wondered where they would ‘go’ when sailing for 40 days and nights.

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    wildlandwaters  7 days ago

    “oh, and, btw, it’s your turn…”

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    cuzinron47  7 days ago

    So that’s how it got it’s name.

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    Jeffin Premium Member 7 days ago

    At least they trumpet before they dump it.

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    oakie9531  7 days ago

    i’ll put this out there just to start something: the Science Channel did a show on Noah a couple of years ago and came to the conclusion that he could indeed have been carrying all the animals, he had enough room, if what he was transporting was their DNA…think about that for awhile

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    berengar  7 days ago

    Poop deck is from the Latin word puppa meaning the stern of a ship. There is a southern hemisphere constellation by that name.

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    eb110americana  7 days ago

    And you though bringing your own trunks onboard was going to be the end of the heavy lifting!

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    brick10  7 days ago

    But the dung beetles have got to be flourishing.

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    geese28  7 days ago

    Fresh sea air at last…..seasickness kicks in

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    wjbryan55  7 days ago

    For more potty joking go to Mother Goose and Grimm.

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    MissyTiger  7 days ago

    What an adorably derpy looking bunch of animals! :D

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