Close to Home by John McPherson for November 19, 2024

Interesting epitaph.

It’s too bad Lenny didn’t have the correct postage.

Hi, Lenny!

Your Change-of-Address request has been processed.

U. S. Postal Service

He was also an Elvis fan.

Thanks for the shoutout John.

His 401k allowed him to go first class.

I hope/plan to be “returned” to my Sender (The Creator).

Careful Lenny, all those dogs from your past decades are waiting for you.

He didn’t have a hard job. In Canada they just do two things. Fill community mail boxes and … go on strike.

“Hey Mr Postman, wait and see,”You’ll spend your time in purgatory

Maybe he was an Elvis fan.

I’m not sure Mom would like that. I’m bigger than I used to be.

Hi Bleeb! How come no one’s got flowers? :)

Dethany would like this one.

Shouldn’t it have been

DELIVERED

JUNE 17, 1952 [or whatever his birth date was]

RETURNED TO SENDER

MAY 3, 2024

?

Religious implication…

or a big Elvis fan…saw him live in ’75, still the king

That’s as good a tombstone as any.

Uh oh I see no postage stamp