Monty by Jim Meddick for September 23, 2012
September 22, 2012
September 24, 2012
Transcript:
Is that you, Edward?... Yeah, dad... D'you have a minute? Sure. What's up? I met a girl... So, what's the matter?... She hypoglycemic? No. I'm not talking about her blood. I like this girl... I like her a lot. Oh, I see. Well, have you considered draining enough of her blood to make her a half a zombie vampire love slave... Dad, don't give me that old school Dracula style @#@##%! I should've known you'd be this way. I gotta bounce... Whoa! Whoa! What're you doing? You can't go out now! It's 2:00 in the afternoon! Dad, get a clue! Vampires go out in the sun nowadays no problem! We just sprinkle... Kids these days...
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member over 12 years ago
I liked it better when vampires were scary.
Steve Bartholomew over 12 years ago
What do you expect? Your kid is only 600 years old.
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
OMG! Yes, Dad! Can’t you just stake your son for his own good, or something?
tattooedcyberidiot over 12 years ago
and werewolves can drink several mochaccinos, no problem.
goalgo over 12 years ago
cartoonists these days…
Ichabod Ferguson over 12 years ago
“We should have stayed in the old country! America, Phht!”
Wenthral over 12 years ago
I was really upset the other day when the ran the preview for the latest Twilight movie last time I went to the movies. It was in fact the most I’d seen of any of the movies and it appears my suspicions were correct. garbage.
Armitage72 over 12 years ago
Bram Stoker had Dracula going out in the sun while only being weakened.Vampires combusting in the sun was invented for the 1922 film “Nosferatu” and Hollywood ran with the idea in most vampire films afterward.
hometownk Premium Member over 12 years ago
They sparkle? See what I msissed by not watching the trilogy. lol Also, he’s about a month early for the Hallowe’en stuff. Or is he simply running out of ideas?
nj23nut over 12 years ago
How I LOATHE the Twilight movies and the Twidiots that it has created. I used to love a good vampire film until those trashy movies made vampires into sparkly wusses.
k9mac over 12 years ago
since when did vampires have kids???
boldyuma over 12 years ago
Arrrooooooooo…Arrrrrooooooooooo!
“Children of the night…SHUT… UP!”(George Hamilton as
Dracula in the movie Love At First Bite )
vldazzle over 12 years ago
All of that is for kids, the way “Shades of Grey” is for the poor women who have never experienced REAL lovemaking !!
water_moon over 12 years ago
Oh dear, I’d take Alucard over sparkle emo any day.
toahero over 8 years ago
Luke and Leia; still a better love story than Twilight
Frankie5466 over 4 years ago
Jarvis is secretly a vampire?!