Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 15, 2012

That’s what an advice columnist does, pick other peoples’ battles.

Guard Duck is the bird version of Chuck Norris.

Go get ’em , Ducky!

i just noticed…i think some of goat is rubbing onto pig!

Aww….cute little duck fists.

What can be more fun than battle…? that’s why you quackers watch football and why I practice a gung fu and engage in LOCAL political campaigns. Win? so you take the goodies you got…from knocking over a castle, etc…and then the real fun is over, there’s nothing but drinking and wenching…great but predictable. The battle? ah.. that’s really everything….come on, Tonto, maybe we can help them out over the hill…

So basically he’s gonna rule the world eventually.

Li’l [preferred form, pace Pig in panel 2] Guard Duck believes he can win them all! And I wouldn’t bet against him, as long as they follow kung-fu movie rules (i.e., when 73 bad guys attack the hero, they ALWAYS go against him one at a a time)!

I don’t know if they are friends but goat keeps asking to see pig’s bed.

Time to bring back the clothes hamper.

duck norris !!!

Have to like the way Guard Duck thinks. Funny stuff.

The animation stuff is great also, the disagreeable food is my favorite of all I have watched.

Surprising that Toon Boy used that dumb Pig, to give advice to LGD, and not Goat.

It ain’t the size of the duck in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the duck. Go, L’il Guard Duck, go! You’re a true warrior!

I just realized that GD is really my husband in disguise! And I’m like Pig – opposites attract and sometimes clash.

LGD, never give up the fight! toss a grenade into the management floor, take over and have it as your own radio station!

How did Guard Duck become such a warmonger?

Pig, Don’t go into details right now.

Otherwise Guard Duck will misunderstand.

LOL xxx

that’s okay. Radio is dead anyway. TV killed the radio star.

GD is a bit trying. I wish he’d go and campaign for some of the extremists candidates out there and leave the rest of us alone.

You can pick your battles, your friends, and your nose, but if you try to pick your friend’s nose he’ll put up a fight.

You are absolutely correct. That dumb Pig is, sweet, naive, innocent, kind, compassionate and trusting.

Five bucks says anything that you say to guard duck will result in violence. Even “I think fluffy kittens are adorable.”

oh god he grew arms