Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 14, 2012
October 13, 2012
October 15, 2012
Transcript:
"Story Update: Guard Duck has gotten a job giving etiquette advice on the radio. He has occasionally clashed with station management." Guard Duck: Line three, you're on with G.D. Voice: Hi. We have some friends who come over to our house frequently for dinner. But they never bring wine or anything, and they never reciprocate. Guard Duck: I see. well, one way to handle the situation is to simply tell them how you feel. Another is to mine your walkway. Man: COMMERCIAL BREAK!! Guard Duck: What's wrong with giving them options?
What do you do when you don’t have a walkway?