Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for October 07, 2012
Transcript:
Rob: What did you do to my rugby ball? Bucky: Citizens, cast your eyes on the vote master 5000. He is the most perfect politician money can buy. He's the first programmable politician available to the general public. His operating system uses hand-picked values: Republican stubbornness: green self-righteousness... Libertarian anti-tax: constitution party anti-everything; and a Lousiana-democrat-approved cash money receptacle. Go ahead, shake his hand-simulation device. Satchel: Ha ha! Votemaster: My father had your job and/or ethnicity! Bucky: Type a question in there, any question. Rob: Ok.... "Don't you need to raise teases to pay for the war?" Bucky: No war que- Aw! You blew his conservative denial fuse! Rob: That sounds expensive.
Odd Dog Premium Member about 12 years ago
Should have used a circuit breaker Bucky just hit reset
thewoodman1 about 12 years ago
I find it hard to believe that he plays rugby.Too geeky
BudLyte about 12 years ago
Bucky did not build anything that works. He built a politician.
vwdualnomand about 12 years ago
sometimes it might be better if all politicians were machines.
tmcnabb104 about 12 years ago
Why do we always have to raise taxes – can’t we cut spending?
Stephen Gilberg about 12 years ago
When did this comic go from talking animals to outright science fiction?
Silsez about 12 years ago
If I wanted Huffpo, I’d be IN Huffpo.
mike58marsh about 12 years ago
2007 rerun
jbmlaw01 about 12 years ago
Leftists subvert freedom in every way. When an international threat to Americans arise – such as Iran – they oppose any meaningful effort to quash the threat. But in the meantime, they dream up hundreds of ways to regulate Americans, to compel lock-step compliance with the ways leftists think Americans should “think.” National Socialism is alive and well in Amerika.
cactusjack99 Premium Member about 12 years ago
doesn’t matter, great truth in that last panel
Logical Duck about 12 years ago
ShadowBeast Premium Member about 12 years ago
Nothing will change for the better until we get rid of both the Republicans and Democrats.
Clobbered by Science Premium Member about 12 years ago
@jbmlaw – National Socialism was a far-right movement.
JayElrod about 12 years ago
I read the comics to avoid politics!
braindead Premium Member about 12 years ago
Pie are square.-War are free.-Quoth the ChickenHawk.
joed99 about 12 years ago
ummm…so if you’re really going to buy into conspiracy theories, shouldn’t you also buy into Soros/Buffet/Gates/Hollywood/etc. as the puppetmasters of Obama…conspiracies (both left and right) are really displays of ignorance of the facts.
joed99 about 12 years ago
Needing to “Pay for a War” is as dumb as saying you need to “Pay for stimulus” during a recession. If government functioned correctly, we’d run a balanced budget and/or surplus so that when wars and/or recessions came along, there’d be funds available to pay for them. As long as we have more military bases / spending than is needed, and as long as we have more funding of unnecessary domestic projects (PBS, EBT Card Tattoos, etc.), we’ll never be in a good place geopolitically.
Varnes about 12 years ago
Republicans are so hallucinatory they think the sky is red and all the people and all the furry animals, and even some of the ones with scales, hate them and will track them down and do unspeakable liberal things to them….Pity them….Besides, it’s not as if it isn’t true….
K M about 12 years ago
What are you smoking, man? It’s dangerous stuff! Has you believing nonsense!
VaSeeker Premium Member about 12 years ago
Tell me the last Conservative who got us into war: Teddy Roosevelt? Wilson? FDR? Truman? Johnson? Clinton? And no one with sense would call either Bush Conservative!
Doug Taylor about 12 years ago
Darby, stick with comedy. Politics isn’t your strong suit. If you want to be accurate, lowering taxes does actually bring in more tax revenue. There is a direct correlation. Look it up before you throw in some nonsense in your comics. I love your comics, but your politics are stupid. Don’t combine them.