Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for October 07, 2012

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Rob: What did you do to my rugby ball? Bucky: Citizens, cast your eyes on the vote master 5000. He is the most perfect politician money can buy. He's the first programmable politician available to the general public. His operating system uses hand-picked values: Republican stubbornness: green self-righteousness... Libertarian anti-tax: constitution party anti-everything; and a Lousiana-democrat-approved cash money receptacle. Go ahead, shake his hand-simulation device. Satchel: Ha ha! Votemaster: My father had your job and/or ethnicity! Bucky: Type a question in there, any question. Rob: Ok.... "Don't you need to raise teases to pay for the war?" Bucky: No war que- Aw! You blew his conservative denial fuse! Rob: That sounds expensive.