Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for September 27, 2012

Such a good little boss.

Fixing the part that has no bearing on the cause of the employee’s problem, and that will have no meaning to the employee even if it is fully implemented.

Cold comfort.

Wow, glasses do make people smarter!

I hear they have a great medical plan!

Brewster knows “font” and “obituaries”?

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Ain’t it a bitch working for the government? One or another of the Mercury astronauts was asked how it felt to be riding that rocket. He replied something to the effect of, “How would you feel knowing that thing was built by the low bidder on a government contract?”

And don’t forget plenty of exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!It always makes things more important!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought that expendable ensigns always wore red?

Don’t worry about death too much Ensign Kenny, after all you will be back to die again.

Reminds me of Mort Sahl when he was with the Press Corps, when they and President Kennedy passed through heavy turbulence. President Kennedy reminded them that, if the plane had crashed, their names would be in very small print.