Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 26, 2009

You’re going to be in deep do-do when Dean Doozie is found dead! (Now, smile for the mugshot-camera; you’ve got such a nice smile!)

Clever ruse, my little friend.

Isn’t Dean Doozie related to the old family of Doozies from Chicago-who originally came over during the great immigration on a boat from Latvia, but their name then was DaZuedy and got changed when the official on Ellis Island first caught sight of Dean’s great-great-great aunt Delores DaZuedy-who by all accounts was a real bathing beauty-and ogled her openly but couldn’t say her name because he stammered and after 5 attempts just said ”she’s a real du-d-d-doozie!” and it stuck? No? Sorry

Dean Doozie likes to pop up on any “to do” list!

fredbuhl, are you from tulsa?… I apologize , it’s just that your comment seemed familiar in a rambling , disassociated, total clueless way…

no, on second thought, this is sarcasm or you would have launched into a detailed story about some job you had thirty years ago or the color of some car in a parking lot , or what you had for lunch, and then qualified it by some obscure , totally disconnected quote from the bible….

Who is ” Dean Doozie”?

Forgive me for the momentary slip. In my defense it was late and we’d just returned from Christmas at my mother-in-law’s. It won’t happen again, I promise.

I know one thing for sure, Teresa - I am NOT Oksan.

fredbuhl, for what it’s worth, I thought your comment was hilarious!

openminded yes.

If you wanna kill Jon, you gotta go through Fatty!

Marg- thanks

T., it”s okay to take a wee vacation…hope that’s all it is and/or you’re getting your freak on (or off, as the case may be)! :^)

No! No! No! I can’t handle even a few days without Frog Applause!

(Monday, 28 XII 09)

Aaaargh! Teresa’s off on A) sick-leave; B) vacation, C) honeymoon, D) a mission of vengeance, E) all of the above, F) none of the above.

A day without Frog Applause is like… Well… a day without Frog Applause. It’s simileless.

No Frog Applause? I’m in mourning until it returns.

Hmmm. I may have to go out and get a job. Naaaa.

My guess: Teresa has run off with Oksan (Oksi Z.). A guy who can write a love note like that…well, who can turn him down? It’s a long way to Lithuania, though.

Hey everybody! Let’s all go read The Doozies!

Or how about The Dozies, the story of a young couple of D8 Caterpillers and their brood of D1’s and D5’s, trying to leave their marks on the world?

How many days is “a few days”?

Sniff, I want my Froggy…

I can’t take it anymore! Bring back Frog Applause!

I think this could be called the “Crimestarters Textbook”!

I think we’ve milked this baby for all it’s worth.

Finally! Teresa’s coming back! http://tinyurl.com/yl2t3hy

Oooo, recreational handcuffs!