Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for October 05, 2012

Volunteers can be fired, but if you need someone, and there’s no one to take the person’s place, it’s hard to fire the person.

The desk-nut is likely a pet-hoarder at home. Unfortunately, she’s got a name-tag and a job at a shelter to make it seem like a legitimate way of life. Which makes her the neighbor from hell, and the scariest woman on the block. (Yeesh!)

Maybe a few weeks on poop patrol would get some of the animals adopted.

I do not like the cone of shame.

She needs to fire that mean woman and hire a new assistant.

Maybe, uh, she should be, uh, fired? Oh, wait; never mind. She is a government employee in a public sector union. She can never be fired, ever.

Dog cone? How about a muzzle.

OOOHHHHHH!

Had a cat with the cone of shame, and she started walking backward.