We have come to make peace with you,
(We have come to make soup out of you)
to teach you how to grow better crops,
(Humans taste better with greens)
and how to make your environment more green and friendly
(We like our meats organically raised).
We can teach you how to use less energy
(We like our meats medium-rare)
and reduce your water consumption
(No fillers in our meats).
Yes, RJ, there was, which explains the comments here about “To Serve Mankind”. And because the role of the alien was played by Ted (“Lurch”) Cassidy, Brewster’s artist created the alien character of “Ted” in his image and honor.
Jeez, don’t the schools teach history anymore? ;-)
Wow pschearer, what kind of misinformation are you trying to spread here?
It actually wasn’t Ted Cassidy that played the alien(“Kanamit”) in that Twilight Zone episode . It was a young Richard Kiel (“Jaws” from the Bond films) who played the alien.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0734684/
I have to admit though that I always thought it was Lurch before looking it up.
margueritem almost 15 years ago
Excellent!
Rakkav almost 15 years ago
I thought that’s how humans talked to other species…and sometimes to each other.
Hi, marg!
margueritem almost 15 years ago
Hi Johanan!
watcha almost 15 years ago
Yes, Johanan - that is pretty much how we talk to each other - except for the edible part!
Nebulous Premium Member almost 15 years ago
But watcha, hasn’t anybody ever told you that Soylent Green is people?
Ray_C almost 15 years ago
I like where this is going…in a ghoulish sort of way.
pearlandpeach almost 15 years ago
How To Serve Man - again.
TheDOCTOR almost 15 years ago
TO SERVE MANKIND VOL. II (Oh No,Not again!)
catqueen almost 15 years ago
To Serve Mankind–is that a Betty Crocker book?
There is much we wish to learn about your species.* *We have probes and we can’t wait to use them.
Varnes almost 15 years ago
“We would love to study your major excretion systems…..”
GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 15 years ago
catqueen- it’s a Knight tail
alan.gurka almost 15 years ago
We have come to make peace with you, (We have come to make soup out of you) to teach you how to grow better crops, (Humans taste better with greens) and how to make your environment more green and friendly (We like our meats organically raised). We can teach you how to use less energy (We like our meats medium-rare) and reduce your water consumption (No fillers in our meats).
briankblough almost 15 years ago
And we offer universal health care! (We don’t care about your health, as long as you’re not rancid)
pschearer Premium Member almost 15 years ago
“Take me to your leader.”
(“What’s for dessert?”)
rjrtist almost 15 years ago
Wasn’t there a ” Twilight Zone ” episode about an alien cookbook?
pschearer Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Yes, RJ, there was, which explains the comments here about “To Serve Mankind”. And because the role of the alien was played by Ted (“Lurch”) Cassidy, Brewster’s artist created the alien character of “Ted” in his image and honor.
Jeez, don’t the schools teach history anymore? ;-)
jpozenel almost 15 years ago
Wow pschearer, what kind of misinformation are you trying to spread here?
It actually wasn’t Ted Cassidy that played the alien(“Kanamit”) in that Twilight Zone episode . It was a young Richard Kiel (“Jaws” from the Bond films) who played the alien.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0734684/
I have to admit though that I always thought it was Lurch before looking it up.
jpozenel almost 15 years ago
BTW, you can watch that full episode at that IMDB link.
Trebor39 almost 15 years ago
I love mankind. It’s delicious.
Ray_C almost 15 years ago
Better not eat the Doctor Mel. Could get Mad Human Disease. With luck, the only part they’ll want is the spleen.
Dapperdan61 Premium Member almost 15 years ago
I hear Rush Limbaugh is quite edible & meaty. Drs say his heart is real good too
Ray_C almost 15 years ago
Canadian bacon. Yummm!! eh?
wicky almost 15 years ago
Oh now, where is that receipe for soylent green?
JP Steve Premium Member almost 15 years ago
I hear we’re good with maple syrup!
Varnes almost 15 years ago
I suppose it’s politically incorrect to eat Mexicans…probably too spicey anyway…
davesmithsit almost 15 years ago
Big bowl of long pig chow mein.
Sherlock Watson almost 15 years ago
This is the definition of diplomacy.
Rakkav almost 15 years ago
I thought that “the purpose of diplomacy is to prolong a crisis” (Mr. Spock, in orbit around the planet Gideon).
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 5 years ago
Heck of a negotiator.