JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for September 30, 2012
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Still doing your math homework?! Thats what they call it "Long division" It takes a long time to dod it! Jojo, how come your homework isn't finished? Cause its long division, mom. Its impossible to figure out. Your letting yourself get too distracted! Do you ever use long division in real life? Im a nurse I never use it, Ah AH! But you want to grow up ti be president of the united states! Ok...Focus,,,don't get distracted....
Phapada over 12 years ago
just know He is OBAMA?
bgby4884 over 12 years ago
I’ll bet he would be better than this one and the last one!
catzilla23 over 12 years ago
Great Googly Moogly SeaFox! Underestimating your opponent is probably the dumbest thing you can do. I dislike the President, and won’t vote for him, but to characterize him as stupid is wrong and disrespectful. Joe Biden on the other hand…
Rush Strong Premium Member over 12 years ago
Wow, nurses don’t use division? They don’t calculate dosages based on body weight, for instance?
Agent54 over 12 years ago
What I say about all people who claim they do not use math in their work. " If you will not learn it, they will hire someone else who will, for less. " everything boils down to simple numbers
Comic Minister Premium Member over 12 years ago
Good point Marcy.
phlash over 12 years ago
Focus? That’s what teleprompters are for!
Hunter7 over 12 years ago
If we have Long Division, is there not Short Division?
robbarmstrong Premium Member over 12 years ago
Anurse in Louisiana sent me a very thorough explanantion of the many instances where she uses long division in her everyday life, so I stand corrected.
hippogriff over 12 years ago
Back when I was a museum modeller (it was in Canada and that’s how they spell it), I used algebra frequently in finding the scale dimension from the prototype. I still need it occasionally..Hunter 7: Yes, there is a short division..Lame Random Name: I had it mostly right. I knew it came from Arabic and that al is a definite article, but I though jebr was the root of gibberish. :-) Romans used an abacus for most math, and it endured through the Dark Ages until Crusaders learned position numbers and the zero. Throughout that period, the merchant’s table had grooves and pebbles to serve as the abacus – that is why the table became called the counter.
hippogriff over 12 years ago
Dha Dha: You can’t imagine another black president besides Obama? My, your cross is burning brightly!
krisl73 over 12 years ago
I’ve used basic algerbra, but I also work with computers.
K M over 12 years ago
Too late.