Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for November 03, 2012

June bugs never fix bologna sandwiches. They’re difficult that way.

Do not annoy the insect!

Dill’s a bit behind the curve. June bugs can’t sting.What they CAN do is make a lot of threatening noise.

Even a bee can be pushed too far, oh my brave young scholars!

To a little kid, ALL bugs can sting. I know some adults who still think that.

What neatslob said. I, for one, take no chances!

Never buy or fix a sandwich for anyone else. They will always complain that you got it wrong.

I found a June bug just a couple of weeks ago. Picked it up off the pavement outside Walgreen’s, at night. It was getting cool, and the bug didn’t look too happy there. I took it to a friend’s back yard and put it on a bush. It wouldn’t tell me which bush it preferred.

I hate June Bugs…

Bees like mayonaise. If you ask a bee to make you a bologna sandwich be sure to say “hold the mayo” or your sandwich might arrive with the bee in it.

calvinsfriend: I hate June bugs too. In fact all bugs.

What’s to hate about that?

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