Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 25, 2012

SUMMON YOUR INNER UNICORN would make for a good T-shirt.

It figures this would be Marigold’s advice

Well… I Summoned My Inner Unicorn, but she was out for a walk, had to leave a voice mail, still waiting to hear back…

Would that be anything like a mare in heat?Maybe she can channel Marigold.Use the magical bond that forms between an equine and her chosen person.

So Phoebe summons her inner unicorn, but instead of the SHIELD OF BORINGNESS, she gets a SHIELD OF WEIRDNESS.

well…somebody had to do it.

That’s going be hard.

Ah, the natural man is an enemy, but the spiritual man is a god..Neither of them has quite got the concept. PHE stuck on what the outside looks like. MAR stuck on strengths of only one species. It’s that clash that makes this strip so fun..Summoning any of the powerful virtues is as simple as a kid sharing his toy instead of belting the other kid with it. And as difficult as suppressing the natural greed/pride. I don’t see PHE becoming a Helga (Hey Arnold) character tho.

Wouldn’t an inner unicorn HURT?

I hope Miz Dana Claire won’t be like Bill Watterson and refuse to merchandise the characters.

Sure that’ll do. My inner werelion should be okay too )

I have an inner baby deer, which gives me the power of awkwardly walking into walls.

has anyone else heard this?: ‘always be yourself unless you can be a unicorn, then always be a unicorn.’