Agnes by Tony Cochran for October 02, 2012

Poor Agnes…. her “guns” are more like pea shooters.

There’s a workout program called “Body Beast” Agnes. You may want to start that first before showing off your “guns”.

Guns?!?? I thought she was saying “Gums!”

I can’t say I have ever heard the adjective “Turgid” used to describe a bicep.

Maybe Agnes and the much-maligned Bob can form a tag team duo.

peashooter is just another name……for a weapon of mass destruction! The principal better not laugh. Much.

It made me hungry for some angel hair pasta.