Zack Hill by John Deering and John Newcombe for January 02, 2010

I found these over at anemptywalletaintnothingbuta junebug.com:

‘An empty wallet is like a milked horse.’ An old Mongolian saying.

‘All he had was half told stories and an empty wallet.’ On a writer’s headstone.

‘If you loved me half as much as you loved your wallet I’d not be such an empty woman.’ A Mary Worth comic strip from1973.

‘Empty your wallet.’ A plaque on the wall of every Dentist currently practicing their craft.

‘That wallet looks fat. What say we put it on a diet.’ Printed in blue ink on a lap dancer’s hand.

That’s a good incentive to HIT that porch now, Zack.

kids don’t throw papers any more….much less get tips….and why is that other kid even saying anything….he doesn’t even have a paper route….that’s because he will just ask the government to give him the paper for free………the ACORN or FANNIE MAE paper distribution program……

In my day, many moons ago, it was obligatory to hit the porch every day or there would be no Christmas cookies as a bonus. It was rarer to receive tips.

Almost like Ralphie’s aunt or grandaunt in “A Christmas Story” getting him pink bunny jammies thinking he was like two-years-old or something.