Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 05, 2012

Zing! I gotta remember this one for that single, specific situation five years from now in which this rejoinder will be PERFECT. It may not happen often, but it will be DEVASTATING. Nice one!

Sure Phoebe has something Marigold wants: the power to release her from their friendship pact! (Except I think Marigold actually enjoys having this strange little friend, even though she’d never admit it…)

Apparently, Marigold is like the genie from Aladdin (at least Disney’s version): There are some wishes she just won’t grant.

I wonder if Marigold could magic Phoebe so that she’d feel like practicing every day…

True talent must come from with-in. Without the drive, she’ll just sound like a weak, faint recording of a piece.

They are each other’s pet.

Hmm things Phoebe could stop doing pulling her tail mocking her natural perfection playing with her ears making her count with her hooves feeding her dry grass making her use the hitching post singing the Mr. Ed theme song ridding while gassy making her give tips on the horses forcing her to help you write that My Little Pony fan fic where twilight Spackle and the power puff girls battle Cobra Commander and Mumra on Snake Mountain under the assumption that unicorns know how to write for other unicorns . teasing her with your DS over how she can’t play Mario because she doesn’t have thumbs posting pictures of her hanging from her tail off that log bridge on her face book using her ear as a place to stash her used gum eating the last apple Singing the theme from Hey Dude off key shaving her back side ridding her right after having PB&J and not washing her hands Always quoting Adam Sandler making her sit threw Fresh Beat Band putting her in funny hats….

I see.