Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 27, 2012

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    bluskies  about 12 years ago

    ♪ ♫ Tequila makes her clothes fall off ♫ ♪

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    bluskies  about 12 years ago

    ♪ 10 shots of Jose Cuervo… ♪

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    rayannina  about 12 years ago

    One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor …

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    Linux0s  about 12 years ago

    There’s always the option of not betting on tequila at all. Oh wait, three guys at a bar… what am I saying?

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    keenanthelibrarian  about 12 years ago

    Seems to save on power bills – he’s got his own head of steam.

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    bluskies  about 12 years ago

    Ten years ago I’d have agreed, but I’m retarded retired now and living on a broken income; can’t afford Patrone.

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    Varnes  about 12 years ago

    ♪ ♫Ba dump badda bump ba dunt dunt …… Tequilla! ♫ ♪♪ ♫

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    Varnes  about 12 years ago

    Chunks for distance!

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    Varnes  about 12 years ago

    Richard, “Hey, Guys, watch me snort this worm through my nose…..”

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    Varnes  about 12 years ago

    Well, you win some and you lose some…in this case it’s both at the same time….

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    GROG Premium Member about 12 years ago

    One shot of tequila is too much for me. Can’t stand the stuff.

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    roctor  about 12 years ago

    Good advice.

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    Varnes  about 12 years ago

    Johnny, heaven on earth….That’s exactly how it should be…

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    Vonne Anton  about 12 years ago

    What’s that dripping off the ceiling?

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    jreckard  about 12 years ago

    (apologies to Rudyard)IF you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on tequila

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    Varnes  about 12 years ago

    Dude has a blow hole? Hey, the blast could have come out of his ears……. or……

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    Varnes  about 12 years ago

    Oh, yeah, nose! Where else could it come from?…No one knows what my nose knows….SBDs rule…

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    wicky  about 12 years ago

    FOOM!!!

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    Gokie5  about 12 years ago

    Yeah, every so often you hear about someone (usually a youth) who dies as a result of a drinking contest.

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    Nelly55  about 12 years ago

    and should have learned that lesson when I was in my twenties…….

    no wait……..I think I did

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    jahoody  about 12 years ago

    What I noticed was the lack of a crack in the back….these guys have their pants pulled up all the way!

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    meowlin  about 12 years ago

    @dukedoug“…make tonight a wonderful thing.Say it again…”

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    mistercatworks  about 12 years ago

    The Japanese have a saying, “First the man takes a drink. Then, the drink takes a drink. Then, the drink takes the man.”

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    Varnes  about 12 years ago

    Nerlly, you must have, you’re still here…..

    Sonny, thanks for the correction You are correct sir…Geeeze, what a buzz kill….

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    rosiesboss  about 12 years ago

    “…so pour me another tequila, Sheilaaa…”

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    dfowensby  about 12 years ago

    i hear a trick the girls use to avoid booze breath involves ky and a turkey baster…. ;p

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    dfowensby  about 12 years ago

    might keep ya real ‘regular’, don’tcha think

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    eskimo quinn  about 12 years ago

    after 3 shots: I whop Mike Tyson…after 6 shots: I whop all of you…after the ambulance drive: I will whop the whole ER.

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    Vonne Anton  about 12 years ago

    Drum roll please…gross out joke of the day….

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    Vonne Anton  about 12 years ago

    “Hey, now we got salsa! Pass the chips!”

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