The trick to winning the "I bet I can drink more shots of tequila than you" contest is to come in last.
♪ ♫ Tequila makes her clothes fall off ♫ ♪
♪ 10 shots of Jose Cuervo… ♪
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor …
There’s always the option of not betting on tequila at all. Oh wait, three guys at a bar… what am I saying?
Seems to save on power bills – he’s got his own head of steam.
Ten years ago I’d have agreed, but I’m retarded retired now and living on a broken income; can’t afford Patrone.
♪ ♫Ba dump badda bump ba dunt dunt …… Tequilla! ♫ ♪♪ ♫
Chunks for distance!
Richard, “Hey, Guys, watch me snort this worm through my nose…..”
Well, you win some and you lose some…in this case it’s both at the same time….
One shot of tequila is too much for me. Can’t stand the stuff.
Good advice.
Johnny, heaven on earth….That’s exactly how it should be…
What’s that dripping off the ceiling?
(apologies to Rudyard)IF you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on tequila
Dude has a blow hole? Hey, the blast could have come out of his ears……. or……
Oh, yeah, nose! Where else could it come from?…No one knows what my nose knows….SBDs rule…
FOOM!!!
Yeah, every so often you hear about someone (usually a youth) who dies as a result of a drinking contest.
and should have learned that lesson when I was in my twenties…….
no wait……..I think I did
What I noticed was the lack of a crack in the back….these guys have their pants pulled up all the way!
@dukedoug“…make tonight a wonderful thing.Say it again…”
The Japanese have a saying, “First the man takes a drink. Then, the drink takes a drink. Then, the drink takes the man.”
Nerlly, you must have, you’re still here…..
Sonny, thanks for the correction You are correct sir…Geeeze, what a buzz kill….
“…so pour me another tequila, Sheilaaa…”
i hear a trick the girls use to avoid booze breath involves ky and a turkey baster…. ;p
might keep ya real ‘regular’, don’tcha think
after 3 shots: I whop Mike Tyson…after 6 shots: I whop all of you…after the ambulance drive: I will whop the whole ER.
Drum roll please…gross out joke of the day….
“Hey, now we got salsa! Pass the chips!”
February 16, 2022
bluskies about 12 years ago
♪ ♫ Tequila makes her clothes fall off ♫ ♪
bluskies about 12 years ago
♪ 10 shots of Jose Cuervo… ♪
rayannina about 12 years ago
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor …
Linux0s about 12 years ago
There’s always the option of not betting on tequila at all. Oh wait, three guys at a bar… what am I saying?
keenanthelibrarian about 12 years ago
Seems to save on power bills – he’s got his own head of steam.
bluskies about 12 years ago
Ten years ago I’d have agreed, but I’m retarded retired now and living on a broken income; can’t afford Patrone.
Varnes about 12 years ago
♪ ♫Ba dump badda bump ba dunt dunt …… Tequilla! ♫ ♪♪ ♫
Varnes about 12 years ago
Chunks for distance!
Varnes about 12 years ago
Richard, “Hey, Guys, watch me snort this worm through my nose…..”
Varnes about 12 years ago
Well, you win some and you lose some…in this case it’s both at the same time….
GROG Premium Member about 12 years ago
One shot of tequila is too much for me. Can’t stand the stuff.
roctor about 12 years ago
Good advice.
Varnes about 12 years ago
Johnny, heaven on earth….That’s exactly how it should be…
Vonne Anton about 12 years ago
What’s that dripping off the ceiling?
jreckard about 12 years ago
(apologies to Rudyard)IF you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on tequila
Varnes about 12 years ago
Dude has a blow hole? Hey, the blast could have come out of his ears……. or……
Varnes about 12 years ago
Oh, yeah, nose! Where else could it come from?…No one knows what my nose knows….SBDs rule…
wicky about 12 years ago
FOOM!!!
Gokie5 about 12 years ago
Yeah, every so often you hear about someone (usually a youth) who dies as a result of a drinking contest.
Nelly55 about 12 years ago
and should have learned that lesson when I was in my twenties…….
no wait……..I think I did
jahoody about 12 years ago
What I noticed was the lack of a crack in the back….these guys have their pants pulled up all the way!
meowlin about 12 years ago
@dukedoug“…make tonight a wonderful thing.Say it again…”
mistercatworks about 12 years ago
The Japanese have a saying, “First the man takes a drink. Then, the drink takes a drink. Then, the drink takes the man.”
Varnes about 12 years ago
Nerlly, you must have, you’re still here…..
Sonny, thanks for the correction You are correct sir…Geeeze, what a buzz kill….
rosiesboss about 12 years ago
“…so pour me another tequila, Sheilaaa…”
dfowensby about 12 years ago
i hear a trick the girls use to avoid booze breath involves ky and a turkey baster…. ;p
dfowensby about 12 years ago
might keep ya real ‘regular’, don’tcha think
eskimo quinn about 12 years ago
after 3 shots: I whop Mike Tyson…after 6 shots: I whop all of you…after the ambulance drive: I will whop the whole ER.
Vonne Anton about 12 years ago
Drum roll please…gross out joke of the day….
Vonne Anton about 12 years ago
“Hey, now we got salsa! Pass the chips!”