Berger & Wyse by Pascal Wyse and Joe Berger for October 12, 2012

Okay, but I cantaloupe.

I know we cantaloupe but honeydew be mine.

i got nothing

Orange you glad I didn’t add anything?

Well, I’ll be plum bowled over!

You are the apple of my eye; I don’t care a fig for what your wife will say – lettuce run away together…

I imagine his wife will be raisin Cain.

If they bring another pear, they can double-date.

Strawberries on top of me….oh wait, does anyone remeber that song?

OK, but no date grape.