Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for January 24, 2013
Transcript:
Hamhock: Ralston, what are you doing? Why are you protesting my livelihood? Ralston: Eating squirrels is barbaric, Hamhock. Hamhock: You've got your mascot gig! You push that sugary junk on kids! Ralston: So, go protest my cereal. Hamhock: Are you kidding me? I'm up to like, eight bowls a day of that stuff. Look, my pockets are filled with it right now.
knight1192a almost 12 years ago
Bit hypocritical there Ralston to protest Hamhock’s gig when you hate your own gig but still love the money it makes you. How about you quit your gig and protest Crax before you protest Squam.
ossiningaling almost 12 years ago
No squirrels died in the making of that cereal. Except for the one who got too close to the shredder.
scsurfer almost 12 years ago
Careful Ralston, rabbit would work just as well a squirrel.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Somewhere there’s a squirrel in a pig suit, who’s been told Squam is mostly ham with ham substituting for squirrel.
knight1192a almost 12 years ago
I always love have vegetarians and vegans yell barbarism when they are totally for killing living organisms.