Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for March 10, 2013
March 09, 2013
March 11, 2013
Transcript:
Ralston: Hey, Cap, have a seat. Do you play chess? Captain Victorious: No. Ralston: Good. I want to test a hypothesis. You never lose at anything right? Captain: sure. Ralston: But you have no idea how to play chess, and even if you did, there's no way you could possibly outwit me. So I just want to see what will happen when you finally lose at something. I mean, will the world end? Will time stop? Will the fabric of reality rend itself apart? Of course not! I just want to show that you can lose like any other - How do you do that!? Captain: I don't know. I wasn't really paying attention...
Coyoty Premium Member over 11 years ago
Ralston’s evil plot to use Cap to destroy the world has been thwarted, of course.
knight1192a over 11 years ago
He doesn’t know how to play chess, but he does know the goal of the game is to put the other guy’s king in checkmate. And Ralston wasn’t paying near enough attention to see him cheat.
etonry over 11 years ago
I did that once. A friend wanted to play chess while I was eating dinner and paying attention to other people. He thought carefully about his moves. I made my moves rather absent-mindedly. I won. I don’t know how, either.