Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for December 19, 2013
Transcript:
Man: Tyr, why don't you share with the class the sort of environment in which you were raised? Tyr: Well, Norse culture values aggression. If you die heroically in battle you are taken to Valhalla... there you wage ware all day long and feast with Valkyries every night! Turtle: Fighting and partying with leggy blondes? I found my happy place! Weasel: Smite me in battle, great Tyr! Smite me!!
Hectoruno about 11 years ago
The 72 virgins is nice but what are you supposed to do on the third month?
jimcos about 11 years ago
Why does everyone assume those virgins are of the opposite sex? Maybe it’s not the deal they were hoping for…
dagan about 11 years ago
72 virgins=18 women with pms every week for eternity,does’t sound like paradise to me!
stuart_harrison about 11 years ago
If they’re virgins in the afterlife, that leaves pretty limited options…
1. They’re too ugly to have scored once in their life, even out of sympathy;
2. They don’t put out.
3. They’re jailbait.
I think I prefer Valhalla, at least they have Mead!