Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for December 19, 2013
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Transcript:
Man: Tyr, why don't you share with the class the sort of environment in which you were raised? Tyr: Well, Norse culture values aggression. If you die heroically in battle you are taken to Valhalla... there you wage ware all day long and feast with Valkyries every night! Turtle: Fighting and partying with leggy blondes? I found my happy place! Weasel: Smite me in battle, great Tyr! Smite me!!
Why does everyone assume those virgins are of the opposite sex? Maybe it’s not the deal they were hoping for…