Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for July 11, 2017

Transcript:

woman: why do I have to change just 'cause wonder woman did? Bixby: 'cause you're a wonder woman rip off! woman: What?? how am I a rip off of her?? bixby: Are you serious?? you're almost identical!! woman: She's an ancient greek; I'm an ancient celt! she's made of clay! I'm made of stone! and I have nothing like her "magic lasso of truth"! bixby: what about your "Bloody mace of persuasion" woman: well, it does get results...