Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 12, 2012

Or maybe not so fun, after all…

A good arc is just starting. Time to sit back and enjoy this.

Makes me wanna cry.

Satyre. . ..

So Zebra scores?

Rat, most unlikely to be found alive on the floor, face down on a dirty carpet with a crushed,,well everything….. on any given day….

Rat is just reading the Declaration of Independence for Goat.

Let’s put it to a vote. All those in favor of declaring Rat the most miserable, unloved loser, say Aye. The beady ayes have it.

We may have lost daylight savings time a week ago, but we didn’t set the clocks back that far!

Exchange that scroll for a cutlass and Rat would be a pretty good-looking pirate! Pirates, newsreaders—not that much difference….

After Ye Undateable And Idiotic Rat!!

“…Parchment at Eleven.”

No news there. I’ve been told by lots of women that they don’t date goats, or more specifically, old goats.

tjime to give the animals names not animal stereo-types Raunchy Rat . etc

…and Ye Evere So Pathetic and Evile Rat Shall be Knownst Evermore as Ye Unattractive and Vile Creature of the Nighte.

awesome!

No one expects the Town Crier!

In Rat’s case, no news is good news.

what happened to the banner?

I kept reading the comments thinking that the next one was going to make a reference to Goat’s cranial protuberances but I found none. Come on guys – you know you want to do it.

Ye thinks himself funny………………..

Perhaps a couple of gnus should be sitting at the table with goat and zebra. Well, maybe not; no gnus is good gnus.

Needed this with Hurricane Sandy. But, you know, we have these things called “radios.”

Want to switch off the ‘news’ Goat & Zebra?

LOL xxx

margueritem-Thanks for the red poppy.

Direct TV. Vastly superior to ye cable. They should lose their charter. : )

☺

And…no noose is good noose…except Rat could use a good noose.

Oyez,hear cum da judge

No more cable would mean no more Faux News Channel; that could lead to an informed society!

Quasimoto wasn’t available?

Rat has a bigger mouth for the job.

High on a barstool, the Lonely Goat heard……

An introvert would be happy.

He looks more like a pirate