Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for October 30, 2012

broke.

Flo is broke also.

Had to have another fix of hurdy gurdy music. Do they make a bass one?

Thanks Eldo, I’ve been listening to Slim Dusty for an hour. lol

Probably so to start with but you’d soon become a dab hand at it.

@eldoHillbilly version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w5QYZJzG10

Blessed are the thirsty for they shall learneth to drink beer,Blessed are the clergy whose job is to provideth the beer .

Jackie has a special room in the basement of his Pub where he keeps Andy’s weekly supply of beer.

If you don’t make the pitch… You won’t get the deal.

For some reason a completely different song is going through my head: “What the heck, you’re welcome, join us at the picnic. You can eat your fill of all the food you bring yourself.”

Traveling Tuesday Hugs ((((((( CAPPERS ! )))))))

Has Flo finally put her foot down? If she has… GO GIRL!

xxx

Andy will fight anybody for a pint.

Andy knows how to stretch his money.

We keep bumping into each other. I tried to post the pawnbroker panel, but with your superior skills you managed to sneak in ahead of me. And now this…

I guess I got a head start on this one.

Come on guys, quit picking on Andy! THIS ONE was really funny!

Reminds me of the story of the two Scots who were in Italy on business. That evening they went to the local pub (or the Italian equivalent) and ordered two pints of Guinness. The barkeep said, “We no gotta da Guinness!” One of the Scots said, “Well, what does the Pope drink?” The barkeep replied, “Da Papa, he like a leeetle glass, crème de menthe.” Well, the “leeetle” part got lost in the translation and the two Scots ended up ordering a pint of crème de menthe each. The next morning in their hotel room they were both nursing one heck of a hangover, and one of the Scots said, “Glory be, Roddy, if THAT’S the stuff the Pope drinks, it’s no wonder they carry him around in a chair!”

Right off hand, I don’t remember whether it was Ronnie Corbett or Dave Allen that I stole that one from.

Andy’s Fantasy.

I FINALLY got all of my ‘typos’ wrung out of the above reply.I agree with “beviek”, I wish comics.com still had that edit function to correct minor things like that!

Re bass hurdy gurdy. Many years ago one of 10cc was perfecting an instrument based on an electric guitar, that he called the Gizmo. It involved nylon wheels rotating beneath the strings, rather like the ‘gurdy. I suppose it was the stringed version of the mellotron. I don’t know what happened to his idea..I’ll look up Luann tomorrow again.

Hi everyone. To all of you who live in the path of the storm, may the Lord bless you and keep you. May He make his face to shine upon you and follow you all the days of your life. Hope all of you are in good shape and safe. Hear me, Susan N?

Miller filed bankruptcy on 12/29/2000.

Andy, you have no shame!

Can I ask… What is an 8mm and what do the 2 M’s stand for?

Sorry… I’m clueless with these things.

Billy Connolly starred in an American TV sitcom in the early 1990s.Refer to: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_(1992_TV_series)