Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 17, 2012

Linguist’s Law: He who gets a pre-nup, gets to keep the shirt on his back.Happy 20th Anniversary, Wiley !

Why would you bother?? Is the statement supposed to make his son strive harder to achieve? Depends on how much you love your ex-wife, I suppose. Ah, now I get it, it’s a poisoned chalice!!

Instead of divorcing her, take her to a taxidermist and have him turn her into a trophy wife.

If only he could travel back into “Before Eve” time and warn Adam.

many times the offspring of the person who created the company and worked like a dog to become a success. the offspring are spoiled, ungrateful, incompetent, d bags who don’t want to go into the family business because they have their own dreams like being a pro ice dancer.

Cool, that means the ex-wife has to deal with the recent discovery of buried toxic biohazard chemicals

Businessman’s Son: " Sure, as soon we finish pre-school!"

Not if future governments have anything to say about it!

Shouldn’t it say “One day this will all belong to your knocked up mistress!!!”

He must have bumped off his old lady.

I think Obama will take it before he gets out of kindergarten. Either that or he will regulate it until the father moves the whole thing to China.

At last, a strip that provides common ground that we can build upon to unite ourselves. Thank you Wiley, master mediator.

He won’t have it long the government taxes and the EPA will shut them down long before then.

oh so very utterly true………then be so stupid as to run for president……

USA, what’s your take on quantum physics?

1/3 of this will belong to your lawyers and hers….

Just don’t get married in the first place.

we should walk the walk. If something is not allowed to be manufactured in the US because of OSHA rules, anything made that way should not be allowed to be imported. Lets level the playing field, if we really care. The tree huggers and the NIMBY types are just being used by US corporations to justify going offshore for manufacturing.We need to make industrial zones that include large scale operations that make it easier to build the plants we need and to use the laws to help the American worker and consumer.

The pollution?

Bearing in mind what dad says, surely ,"Some day son, all this will belong to your step brothers.

I thought for sure this one could be left at the war between the sexes. But noooooooooooooo, this lot is bound to argue politics if its about baby farts.

It was your patron saint Dubya who shoulda’ done it.

The family owned businesses that I’ve known among divorced friends have all ended up owned by the bank.

Can i quote you verbatum?

Viva the single life!