Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 15, 2012

A splash of cold water will fix that right up

@Dan ThompsonOnce again…

Rip Haywire has a Taylor Swift ringtone?

Okay, even someone as in love with Taylor as I am could never do that.

(I’m writing a musical on her music, like ABBA had Mamma Mia! And if that isn’t love, I don’t know what is. That girl’s face and voice haunts my heart so much that just to look at her makes me weak at the knees.)

Taylor and Rip don’t make such a good combo.

(OH GOD, I JUST IMAGINED TAYLOR AND RIP AS AN ITEM.)

(TO QUOTE GREEN DAY…“GIVE ME NOVOCAINE!”)

What kind of dog, is TNT?

Careful, Rip. There are stories in these hills about the Lost Well Digger Of Big Whoop Mountain.

What are you talking about, Rip? It’s a perfect time to be scared.

Just a hunch . . . betting Cobra’s at the bottom.

Poofy HugPounceszz Haywire Hooligans!

When LuLu (the doggy pictured at the left here) gets her hair up …. well let me just say her nick name is the bear dog. I’d put this 65 pounder up against anything. She does get a bath every once in a while and she does sleep with mom and me every night.

for the record she was considered the fastest dog in Monongalia county West Virginia in 2011. She didn’t race this year, but did big air comp. She did not do well at that, but next year she is going to go back to racing. She does need to drop about 3 or 4 pounds first.

This puts any bad hair day I ever had to shame.