The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for November 26, 2012

yes, it smells like ‘politics’…

President-scented TP?

The early ones probably smell pretty rank, but by the 20th century they were mostly bathing fairly regularly.

She’ll probably not let him use it at all; only for special occasions. Although I can’t think of a special occasion at Chez Penny. Everyday from the Dollar Dump will rule. (I couldn’t resist the pun.)

well I guess you can never have too much toilet paper. I bet it is a cheap single ply that you have to double or triple fold. She should have extra liquid hand soap too.

It’s not scented yet, you add your own.

I can think of at least a dozen comments about today’s D.S. but they would probably all get flagged so I won’t bother, but you would’ve laughed regardless of your position on politics, scatological humor, or the Penny’s shopping habits.

Finally! His pictures were getting a little rough

Thought it might be the GBwOF…. but no……! ! !

Fill in the blank “See what is at the S _ _ _ _ _ .”Store..?Show..?____

Man. If I get a sheet of Nixon, my butt’s gonna break out.

Didn’t know they made a “scented” T.P. I can remember years ago when they made colored T.P. as well as facial tissues in pastel blue, pink, yellow.

Do they use the face of the winner or loser? Do they use both faces on opposite sides so you can load the roll front or rear feed?

Let the good times roll.

the mind boggles….I often wondered who buys all the gag gifts in those catalogs we get this time of year. Of course the Penny’s do! How many ways can you offend your guests? If its the guy you voted for you would be upset to see his face on the tp and vice versa, however the concept of embarrassment is foreign to these people.

I can remember when we all had to color coordinate TP and facial tissues for every bathroom (rather glad it is all white now, so only have to be concerned about which of the 2 “ultra” I like better ;-P

In honor of George (- – -) Bush: Texas Toilet Paper. ( It don’t take s—t offa nobody)!